interface 020: THE SCROLL

It is finally time to stand back from the one of the masterpieces you [and your contemporaries] devised meticulously. Constructed on a long scroll of paper, roughly half the height of your average human. It reads, and you quote:

Deerly beloved.
Vintage cash cow.
How can we get rid of
The Mousehole
DEBT OF BLOOD
Comfortably?
No boat is ever the same.
Is it a problem?
Every Truss counts.
Get ready.
BANANAS
OF despair!
Plumping
Obligation
GREAT IN CONTAINERS.
As soon as I walked in
And saw the height of the thing,
I could envisage it
In our family kitchen.
It is important to
COLLECT SEED.
DON’T GET CAUGHT.
What support is available?
Grant. Grant.
Boiler. Boiler.
Don’t support that stuff.
They must know that you’re the boss
Among the mosses,
And giving eccentric,
Quaint and curious.
Are you ready for the most magical time of the year?
Being picked.
Nigel.
Liz.
Money Migrant
Boris.
Donald.
Job Centre Plus.
Papers, Please.
Social Security
For you.
I’m getting in the upgrade upgrade season.
The stuff of dreams.
A very special
semi-detached family.
Devil.
The house on the hill
Wants a companion
To liven things up.
Be the first to grow… beautiful.
WEIRD CRYSIS!
It wasn’t all magic.
sdɯnd are paying £2.99.
Flowers look amazing in the garden.
— W your enemy. Kno —
If you go down to the woods today, you’d better go in couture.
If you are going to follow technology
You will never go inwards.
The great debate:
Losing.
THE BLOOD GOD
Ended up with
A dense fog.
What to do now!
Trimming and deadheading.
Low rise vs high waist.
AMERICA.
Be covered wherever you go, 24 hours a day,
7 days a week.
At home in the
BATH SOFT CHEESE.
A security blanket —
A favourite item
That makes us feel very well.
Experimentation is all F R E N C H.
Outrage
For kids!
I think vegetables can be
Just as bold and attention seeking
As flowers.

THE WITNESS:
And what if this scroll of nonsense about half the height of your average human was indeed a human? A walking, talking, advertising, promoting, satirizing, politicizing contradiction, trying to maintain composure and create or express meaning, but achieving only as much as what made us laugh in that moment, and n
o more. You feel a boundless, meaningless compassion for this being, if it were the case.

 

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