Okay, this is clever.
THE CARTOGRAPHER:
Just like the spy films!
THE SYSADMIN:
The magazine you are using to hide the fantasy periodical is both upside-down and has been cut to shreds, both critically and physically; the partially obscured title and an accompanying illustration of a futuristic-armoured goblin-type creature are visible to the person opposite you.
THE PANOPTICON:
Complete turn-off. unfortunately, this may be the last straw.