Last updated: constantly
Effective date: retroactive
By accessing, browsing, scrolling, hovering, clicking, misclicking, or emotionally reacting to this website, you agree to the following terms, whether you have read them or not.
1. Acceptance of the Interface
1.1. This website is built using a content management system [Wordpress.or] that claims to be open, flexible, and empowering.
1.2. By using this site, you acknowledge that these claims are aspirational rather than factual.
1.3. You accept that the interface may behave inconsistently, irrationally, or antagonistically toward the user. An effort to utilise rudimentary HTML and custom CSS code alongside this interface has both resolved and created problems regarding user experience.
1.4. Very rudimentary code.
2. Ownership of Content
2.1. All content on this site is owned by the artist until it is:
cached
data-scraped
summarised
algorithmically processed
monetised elsewhere
2.2. Once content enters circulation, ownership becomes symbolic.
2.3. Meaning may degrade, mutate, or be extracted without consent.
3. Subscription Logic
3.1. This website does not require a subscription.
3.2. Nevertheless, you are encouraged, psychologically, to believe that something essential to your full creativity is locked behind a paywall.
3.3. You may experience phantom upgrade prompts even when none are present.
3.4. This sensation is normal in the current patch.
4. Use of Plugins
4.1. This website uses plugins.
4.2. The number of plugins is both excessive and insufficient.
4.3. Each plugin promises to solve a problem created by another plugin.
4.4. Removing any plugin may:
break the site
improve the site
reveal the illusion of control, breaking the fourth wall unintentionally.
5. Data & Surveillance
5.1. This website does not intentionally track you.
5.2. Multiple third parties almost certainly do.
5.3. Your behaviour may be logged, analysed, anonymised, deanonymised, and used to improve:
advertising systems
interface optimisation
someone else’s product
5.4. No meaningful consent is possible at this scale.
6. Cookies
6.1. This website uses cookies.
6.2. You may accept all cookies or reject them individually.
6.3. Both actions produce the same outcome.
6.4. Cookie banners are presented as choice architectures designed to exhaust you into compliance.
7. Best Practice
7.1. This website does not follow best practice.
7.2. [REDACTED]
7.3. Any discomfort you experience is part of the work.
8. Responsibility
8.1. The artist is responsible for the content.
8.2. The platform is responsible for the constraints.
8.3. The user is responsible for their own navigation and experience.
9. Updates to These Terms
9.1. These terms may change without notice.
9.2. You may not be notified.
9.3. Continued use of the website constitutes acceptance of changes you are unaware of.
10. Governing Law
10.1. These terms are governed by:
platform capitalism
interface ideology
late-stage subscription structures
10.2. Any disputes will be resolved by abandonment.
11. Final Clause
11.1. If you do not agree to these terms, you may leave the website.
Go on, fuck off.
11.2. Leaving does not remove you from the system.
11.3. There is no opt-out.
11.4. Your precise interaction data has been logged.