A crisis blinks in code across the screen. No time to panic – your mind shifts gears, adapting without hesitation. Patterns emerge where others see gibberish; your fingers move with confident precision. That part of you fluent in machines has taken over, cool and focused, kind of. 44 tabs open.
THE FAUX SAVANT:
Shall we begin with the people’s classic? Wikipedia, the structural template for online systems of information. Everything has a wiki.
THE SYSADMIN:
Excellent choice. Useful, cited and boring. As it should be. The greatest stories ever read exist within the daily newspaper, according to Kenneth Goldsmith, the same could be said for the contents of a Wikipedia page.
THE BIT:
“Page”, the greatest story ever plagiarized.